Subtle Advertising

I first saw this ad on Reddit or Digg or somewhere a while ago. I just saw it again today, and I wanted to share it.

In short, this subtle ad is brilliant. It might take you a second or two to get it, but when you do, you'll know it.


It's an ad for Wonderbra, if that helps.

Rule 34 - Cinderella

Here we have Rule 34 applied to Disney's Cinderella.

Looks like Cinderella may have been robbed on her way to ball by a gang of highwaymen. After they found no valuables in the coach, they decided to take Cindy's booty.

Several times.

Poor Cindy. I guess this would disqualify her from the Prince's search for a bride among all eligible maidens in the kingdom.

Oh well. Maybe Cindy could run away from her step mother and earn a decent living working in one of the red light houses in the shadier district.

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Author's Note: Go ahead and check out the artist's website (address is in the image.) It's a subscription site, but if you take the tour, there are a handful of very hot drawings.

Is there a polite way to ask a girl...

...if you can jack off on her tits?

I was at Target last night, and one of the girls working a checkout lane was wearing a most delicious v-neck top. I was in another lane (hmm, I wonder why her register was so busy) but I had a very nice view.

Her breasts weren't huge, but they were definitely handfuls, maybe more. When she stood straight, you couldn't see much cleavage, unless you were quite a bit taller than her. But when she bent over to put the customer's items in the bag.... From the next lane over, it was a mighty fine view indeed.

What I remember the most about them was that they seemed very soft. Her skin was smooth and pale, and almost seemed to glow in the fluorescent lights. The mounds of her breasts jiggled and shook ever so slightly when she moved, back and forth between swiping an item over the scanner and setting it carefully in the bag.

I stood there at my register, trying to not seem obvious that I was staring at the angel at the other checkout. The hag scanning my items was polite, and I responded to her with my own minimal politeness, but my attention was on the vision not thirty feet away. She was beautiful, and very much out of my league, but that didn't stop me from thinking about her this morning in the shower.

So, Is There?

I don't want to fuck her (well, yeah I do, but I mean to say that jacking off would be enough for me,) nor do I even want her to take off her shirt and bra. I want to preserve that glorious cleavage, after all. I don't want to date her... I don't even need to speak to her - she could be the stupidest, most ignorant and obnoxious person on the planet. She wouldn't even have to tell me her name or even say Hello.

If she could just kneel down right there, with those perfect, plump, pillowy mounds, it wouldn't take more than a minute or two. I could spill my load in ecstasy, drawing lines and dots on those magnificent breasts and be on my way. We could do it in the restroom so she could clean up right away; though her coworkers might wonder at the weird stains on her burgundy shirt.

No obligations, no exchanging of information. Just a quick display of how attractive I find her. That's all. She wouldn't even have to do anything. Hell, I'd even offer to clean my own jizz of her chest. That sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Nice Hat

I've never had a thing for girls wearing hats, but that hat is hot. I would love to have those ties wrapped around my fist while I pushed my cock down her throat, fucking her face, pulling on that hat. Once I sprayed my cum all over her face, I'd let her stroke me back to life, then climb onto my glistening pole and bounce, bounce, bounce....

Man she's fucking hot.

*ahem*

Secret Plot (vol 1) - is back!

A couple weeks ago, I made a post about the erotic manga, Secret Plot. Well, it seems that Photobucket doesn't like the comic as much as I do, and took most of the images down.

Well, fear not!

Tsera, over at Under the Crimson Moon has graciously offered some storage space!

So, the first volume of Secret Plot can now be found HERE!

Thanks a ton, Tsera!!

Clitter

This is a hilariously awesome spoof on Twitter: Clitter

Diving Back In

In my previous post, Though We've Never Met, I talked about ERP (erotic roleplay). That post stirred up enough memories that I did a bit of perusing the Interwebs, and found Darknest Fantasy Erotica.

According to their main page, [Darknest is a] community devoted to fantasy erotica including W0rld 0f W4rcr4ft [sic] and Final Fantasy 11.

I play World of Warcraft, so this appealed to me quite a bit. I looked over the site and found quite a lot of good stuff there. It's all user-generated. There are comics, fan-art, stories, and roleplaying. A lot of it. And of course, with any user-generated content, there are some pretty - I don't want to say bad, but they're definitely not professional - and there are some that are really good.

I went into the forums, created a username, and browsed some of the posts. There's one forum that serves as a dating service, where users can post want ads, basically. You can make a post saying what and who you're looking for, and (hopefully) others will answer your post.

I've met a few people through the Booty Bay Dating Service, and I've had some enjoyable roleplays, both in-game and through IMs.

I'd like to talk about cybersex and ERP, but it'll have to wait for another post.

Unlacing

I find this picture incredibly erotic. Not just because it's a picture of a beautiful, curvy woman having her corset unlaced by another beautiful woman, but because that other woman is looking into the camera while she's doing it.

It's that look in her eye, a look of invitation, perhaps? Or maybe it's a look of "Would you please get the hell out of here so I can make love to this woman?"

Whatever the meaning behind the look, it's damn sexy and makes the image fantastic instead of mediocre.

Price Check, Sugasm - 125

I'm the Editor's Choice!

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Filling Myself
“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens to us and considers our needs, not just their own.”

Sex Worker Solidarity: Amanda Brooks
“There’s a lot of love among activists, even those who disagree with one another.”

Need
“These images that come from the artistic workings of your inner soul speak to me, as mine do to you.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
10 Lies Pornographers Tell

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Though We’ve Never Met

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10 Sexiest Vegetarians

Maxim recently released their 10 Sexiest Vegetarians.

Go ahead and take a look.

While I definitely agree with their choices, I have to disagree with their selection or first place. I think any of the others on the list would have made a better Number 1, but I suppose the geek appeal she has carries a lot of weight. Were it my list, that geek appeal would have been enough to get her on the list, probably, but not enough to propel her to the top.