tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66370723039867505992024-03-13T05:15:06.735-05:00Fueling the FiresEvery man burns with a fire that needs quenching on a regular basis. Often times, we must douse these flames ourselves. These are my inspirations, dreams, and desires that serve to feed the fire, as well as extinguish it.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-27962422148045815732008-09-10T15:58:00.003-05:002008-09-10T16:29:43.993-05:00On a DateYesterday, this cute boy asked me out. He had short mussie hair and if his ears had been pointed, I would have believed he was an elf. I told him I'd date him only if he promised to make out with me in dark corners and on park benches.I rode my bike to to where I'd meet him under a willow tree by the creek. We chatted a bit, tossed stones into the water, then rode to a little cafe he knew and Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-64807950532340829762008-08-21T16:55:00.005-05:002008-08-21T17:06:11.657-05:00Venturing Into Another DimensionNo, this isn't a double post. This, my friends, is a stereogram. "What's a stereogram?" you ask? Remember those Magic Eye books where you had to cross your eyes to see the hidden image? Well, this is one of those. Kinda.What you have to do is cross your eyes until the two images create a third in the center. That third image... well, I won't ruin the surprise.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-31383928191014108022008-08-20T13:25:00.003-05:002008-08-21T17:05:51.414-05:00Dita, CreamedDoes it get any sexier than this? Dita Von Teese, splattered with whipped cream.... I know it makes me want some pie....The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-20989584103927629182008-07-14T12:44:00.003-05:002008-07-14T13:08:04.257-05:00Special ServiceShe was young, probably working her summer break at the local pizza joint. She had a nice little ass, but no breasts to speak of; at least none that were evidenced by the standard-issue polo shirt with the restaurant's logo on it.I wasn't concerned with that, however.She had one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. She had strong but feminine features; dark, vibrant eyes, a chiseled noseThe Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-72432814305740563482008-06-20T01:42:00.003-05:002008-08-20T13:29:04.857-05:00Biker BabeThe Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-45122126650402800402008-06-17T17:33:00.003-05:002008-06-17T17:34:29.337-05:00Worst Boob Job Ever?The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-91551675397313695192008-06-17T17:29:00.003-05:002008-06-17T17:33:03.442-05:00Look! Over There! It's Sugasm 136!The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #137? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s Picks69“Frozen, I wait for your next move.”Balanced on the tip of my tongue“Pushing her into The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-77203119579205858172008-06-13T00:32:00.006-05:002008-06-13T00:41:05.165-05:00Pterodactyl PornBecause it's every girl's fantasy to be gang-banged by a flock(?) of pterodactyls.The best part is when they flap their wings.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-30591284478096919632008-06-10T15:21:00.003-05:002008-06-10T15:33:46.863-05:00Secret Plot (vol 3)Secret Plot is back to continue the sexy adventures!In this episode, Masaki begins his "private lessons" at Mayumi's apartment.I'm sure these two won't do anything they wouldn't do in the first row of church, right?Click the image to go to the gallery!The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-28754275192536445662008-06-10T12:34:00.024-05:002008-06-10T13:49:34.442-05:007 Places to Spice Things UpHealth24 has an interesting articles about places you can do the naughty outside your home, to add some spice to your love life. It's a pretty length article, so I'm going to try and condense it here. Just hover over each one to see a detailed description in a tooltip.7. At Your Parents' HousePros:Having sex in your parent’s house can be one of the most risky things any couple can do, and The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-86211072061283913242008-06-09T11:48:00.000-05:002008-06-09T23:33:19.571-05:00A Day at the FairFirst Date on the MidwayIt had been a hot day, standing out in the open, under the blazing sun among all those people. Before then, we hadn't really been sure if we liked each other; you know, like like. We hadn't had a chance to be by ourselves since we met a few weeks ago. Always among friends, never more than a few sentences of conversation.But this day we were alone. It was the first The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-91588313127749076582008-06-09T09:15:00.000-05:002008-06-10T00:24:01.210-05:00Denise MilaniI think I'm in love. This woman is absolutely stunning. I mean, if you've got the same tastes I do, she's perfect.Fuck, what I wouldn't give to have this woman as a pleasure slave. To have those breasts, that body, that mouth at my beck and call. Could you imagine coming home, and that smile greets you when you come in the door? It sure would help melt the stresses of the day if I could justThe Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-65556431451107847422008-04-21T11:48:00.004-05:002008-04-21T12:29:46.844-05:00The WeekendMan, it's been a long week. I've been putting in long hours at work, and haven't gotten nearly enough sleep.I did manage to make it out to a bar Saturday night, though; first time I've been to a bar in a long, long time, actually. Drinking isn't really my thing, but every once in a while I like to get out of the house. Surprisingly, there weren't very many good looking girls at the one place The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-46691134158611886302008-04-15T08:03:00.003-05:002008-04-15T08:05:37.585-05:00One Lump, Or Two? - Sugasm #127The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #128? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s PicksMy life as a Female“His reply was instant: “You are a man”.”Crisp“I found my eyes unable The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-29728819713704861572008-04-14T08:36:00.000-05:002008-04-14T09:30:24.757-05:00If Life Were a Porn MovieSometimes life presents you with a scene straight out of a porno.Not that I would ever have the balls to go through with something like that, but regardless....Anyway, as I was leaving the building today to grab some lunch, there was a shapely blond girl standing in the lobby, talking on her cell phone. I didn't give her much more thought than "that's a tight little ass."On my way to the car, I The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-13565185396534483592008-04-11T07:54:00.003-05:002008-04-11T08:08:55.870-05:00Secret Plot (vol 2)Secret Plot is back to continue the sexy adventures!Volume two continues with Miki, who has her hands full with two eager young men. The poor boys are inexperienced, so Miki takes it upon herself to show them how to please a woman.The art in this volume is exceptional. None of these are censored, so you get to see penetration, licking, sucking... and even a tonsil-eye view of a blowjob.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-41553272321481733492008-04-10T12:23:00.005-05:002008-04-10T12:28:16.973-05:00Subtle AdvertisingI first saw this ad on Reddit or Digg or somewhere a while ago. I just saw it again today, and I wanted to share it.In short, this subtle ad is brilliant. It might take you a second or two to get it, but when you do, you'll know it.It's an ad for Wonderbra, if that helps.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-77543291811858334832008-04-10T09:58:00.006-05:002008-04-10T10:09:19.980-05:00Rule 34 - CinderellaHere we have Rule 34 applied to Disney's Cinderella.Looks like Cinderella may have been robbed on her way to ball by a gang of highwaymen. After they found no valuables in the coach, they decided to take Cindy's booty.Several times.Poor Cindy. I guess this would disqualify her from the Prince's search for a bride among all eligible maidens in the kingdom.Oh well. Maybe Cindy could run away The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-58831216502062992162008-04-10T08:33:00.011-05:002008-04-10T09:30:49.199-05:00Is there a polite way to ask a girl......if you can jack off on her tits?I was at Target last night, and one of the girls working a checkout lane was wearing a most delicious v-neck top. I was in another lane (hmm, I wonder why her register was so busy) but I had a very nice view.Her breasts weren't huge, but they were definitely handfuls, maybe more. When she stood straight, you couldn't see much cleavage, unless you were quite a The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-61480161059668541282008-04-08T17:01:00.002-05:002008-04-08T17:05:51.160-05:00Nice HatI've never had a thing for girls wearing hats, but that hat is hot. I would love to have those ties wrapped around my fist while I pushed my cock down her throat, fucking her face, pulling on that hat. Once I sprayed my cum all over her face, I'd let her stroke me back to life, then climb onto my glistening pole and bounce, bounce, bounce....Man she's fucking hot.*ahem*The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-31262878747195251682008-04-07T08:07:00.003-05:002008-04-11T08:08:38.636-05:00Secret Plot (vol 1) - is back!A couple weeks ago, I made a post about the erotic manga, Secret Plot. Well, it seems that Photobucket doesn't like the comic as much as I do, and took most of the images down.Well, fear not!Tsera, over at Under the Crimson Moon has graciously offered some storage space!So, the first volume of Secret Plot can now be found HERE!Thanks a ton, Tsera!!The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-46709750623180248392008-04-03T11:58:00.002-05:002008-04-03T11:59:40.888-05:00ClitterThis is a hilariously awesome spoof on Twitter: ClitterThe Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-1998130209823241202008-04-03T09:09:00.004-05:002008-04-04T08:34:56.823-05:00Diving Back InIn my previous post, Though We've Never Met, I talked about ERP (erotic roleplay). That post stirred up enough memories that I did a bit of perusing the Interwebs, and found Darknest Fantasy Erotica.According to their main page, [Darknest is a] community devoted to fantasy erotica including W0rld 0f W4rcr4ft [sic] and Final Fantasy 11.I play World of Warcraft, so this appealed to me quite a bit.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-26585495297189042132008-04-02T16:20:00.003-05:002008-04-02T16:32:20.752-05:00UnlacingI find this picture incredibly erotic. Not just because it's a picture of a beautiful, curvy woman having her corset unlaced by another beautiful woman, but because that other woman is looking into the camera while she's doing it.It's that look in her eye, a look of invitation, perhaps? Or maybe it's a look of "Would you please get the hell out of here so I can make love to this woman?"WhateverThe Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-85292431932735022612008-04-01T15:33:00.005-05:002008-04-10T12:35:02.695-05:00Price Check, Sugasm - 125I'm the Editor's Choice!~~~~~The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #126? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s PicksFilling Myself“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com1