The Weekend

Man, it's been a long week. I've been putting in long hours at work, and haven't gotten nearly enough sleep.

I did manage to make it out to a bar Saturday night, though; first time I've been to a bar in a long, long time, actually. Drinking isn't really my thing, but every once in a while I like to get out of the house. Surprisingly, there weren't very many good looking girls at the one place we went. Some might have been cute, were it not for the drunken stupor. I have to say, though, that the girl going around with the Jell-O shots and Jaegerbombs had a nice rack. She was a little heavier than I tend to like but the view just above the tray was nice enough.

Anyway, I don't really have a story or anything here; I just wanted to type something up so I stay connected, you know?

So, here's a picture of what I did not see at the bar.

One Lump, Or Two? - Sugasm #127

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #128? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
My life as a Female
“His reply was instant: “You are a man”.”

Crisp
“I found my eyes unable to leave the curves of her ass, everything else out of focus.”

Ripping yourself a new one
“What’s the most ludicrous porn scene you ever saw?”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
How to Choose an Affiliate Program

Editor’s Choice
Cream and Sugar

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If Life Were a Porn Movie

Sometimes life presents you with a scene straight out of a porno.

Not that I would ever have the balls to go through with something like that, but regardless....

Anyway, as I was leaving the building today to grab some lunch, there was a shapely blond girl standing in the lobby, talking on her cell phone. I didn't give her much more thought than "that's a tight little ass."

On my way to the car, I noticed a cab. As I was pulling out of the parking lot, I saw the hot blond get into afore-mentioned cab. And that's as far as reality takes us on this little journey.

Now, if this had been a porno, I would have slammed on the brakes, jumped heroically out of my Buick Mercedes, and intercepted the damsel in distress before she could slide that delicious body into the stinking, stained backseat of the cab.

"Need a ride?" I'd say with a beaming smile and a suggestive wink, just as a gust of wind comes along to tousle my streaming locks.

"Why yes, I do," she would say, drawing her eyes down my body, stopping for a moment on the bulge that had formed in my jeans. I would let her into my car, then go around and get behind the wheel.

As soon as we were on the road, she'd ask something like, "How much do I owe you for the ride?"

"Don't worry about it," I'd say with a smirk.

"Please, let me do something," she'd reply with seduction dripping from her words, then reach over and unzip my jeans. I'd be already hard and thick as her slender fingers wrapped around my shaft and began to stroke.

She'd direct me to a parking structure, or maybe a secluded park. It wouldn't matter because once the car was in Park, she would smile and lean over to take my raging cock into her mouth. Bobbing up and down, stroking the shaft, using her saliva as lubrication, she would have me near orgasm within moments. With a grunt and a groan I would fill her mouth with my cum, and she would swallow every drop.

Giving me a moment to collect myself and prepare for the next round, she would shimmy out of her jeans and panties, then climb aboard for a ride. She'd guide me to her dripping pussy and I'd sink into her warm, wet sheath. She'd ride me hard and vicious, tearing her shirt off so I could watch her tits bounce with each stroke. She would writhe and moan on my shaft, until finally she would go into convulsions as the orgasm tore through her body.

Of course, that would just be the warm up. After we caught our breath, we'd be at it again, fucking, sucking, licking in the car, on the car, next to the car, under the car, you name it. My cock would always be hard, she would always be wet, and orgasms would be bountiful.

Yeah, if only life were a porno.

Secret Plot (vol 2)

Secret Plot is back to continue the sexy adventures!

Volume two continues with Miki, who has her hands full with two eager young men. The poor boys are inexperienced, so Miki takes it upon herself to show them how to please a woman.

The art in this volume is exceptional. None of these are censored, so you get to see penetration, licking, sucking... and even a tonsil-eye view of a blowjob.

Subtle Advertising

I first saw this ad on Reddit or Digg or somewhere a while ago. I just saw it again today, and I wanted to share it.

In short, this subtle ad is brilliant. It might take you a second or two to get it, but when you do, you'll know it.


It's an ad for Wonderbra, if that helps.

Rule 34 - Cinderella

Here we have Rule 34 applied to Disney's Cinderella.

Looks like Cinderella may have been robbed on her way to ball by a gang of highwaymen. After they found no valuables in the coach, they decided to take Cindy's booty.

Several times.

Poor Cindy. I guess this would disqualify her from the Prince's search for a bride among all eligible maidens in the kingdom.

Oh well. Maybe Cindy could run away from her step mother and earn a decent living working in one of the red light houses in the shadier district.

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Author's Note: Go ahead and check out the artist's website (address is in the image.) It's a subscription site, but if you take the tour, there are a handful of very hot drawings.

Is there a polite way to ask a girl...

...if you can jack off on her tits?

I was at Target last night, and one of the girls working a checkout lane was wearing a most delicious v-neck top. I was in another lane (hmm, I wonder why her register was so busy) but I had a very nice view.

Her breasts weren't huge, but they were definitely handfuls, maybe more. When she stood straight, you couldn't see much cleavage, unless you were quite a bit taller than her. But when she bent over to put the customer's items in the bag.... From the next lane over, it was a mighty fine view indeed.

What I remember the most about them was that they seemed very soft. Her skin was smooth and pale, and almost seemed to glow in the fluorescent lights. The mounds of her breasts jiggled and shook ever so slightly when she moved, back and forth between swiping an item over the scanner and setting it carefully in the bag.

I stood there at my register, trying to not seem obvious that I was staring at the angel at the other checkout. The hag scanning my items was polite, and I responded to her with my own minimal politeness, but my attention was on the vision not thirty feet away. She was beautiful, and very much out of my league, but that didn't stop me from thinking about her this morning in the shower.

So, Is There?

I don't want to fuck her (well, yeah I do, but I mean to say that jacking off would be enough for me,) nor do I even want her to take off her shirt and bra. I want to preserve that glorious cleavage, after all. I don't want to date her... I don't even need to speak to her - she could be the stupidest, most ignorant and obnoxious person on the planet. She wouldn't even have to tell me her name or even say Hello.

If she could just kneel down right there, with those perfect, plump, pillowy mounds, it wouldn't take more than a minute or two. I could spill my load in ecstasy, drawing lines and dots on those magnificent breasts and be on my way. We could do it in the restroom so she could clean up right away; though her coworkers might wonder at the weird stains on her burgundy shirt.

No obligations, no exchanging of information. Just a quick display of how attractive I find her. That's all. She wouldn't even have to do anything. Hell, I'd even offer to clean my own jizz of her chest. That sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Nice Hat

I've never had a thing for girls wearing hats, but that hat is hot. I would love to have those ties wrapped around my fist while I pushed my cock down her throat, fucking her face, pulling on that hat. Once I sprayed my cum all over her face, I'd let her stroke me back to life, then climb onto my glistening pole and bounce, bounce, bounce....

Man she's fucking hot.

*ahem*

Secret Plot (vol 1) - is back!

A couple weeks ago, I made a post about the erotic manga, Secret Plot. Well, it seems that Photobucket doesn't like the comic as much as I do, and took most of the images down.

Well, fear not!

Tsera, over at Under the Crimson Moon has graciously offered some storage space!

So, the first volume of Secret Plot can now be found HERE!

Thanks a ton, Tsera!!

Clitter

This is a hilariously awesome spoof on Twitter: Clitter

Diving Back In

In my previous post, Though We've Never Met, I talked about ERP (erotic roleplay). That post stirred up enough memories that I did a bit of perusing the Interwebs, and found Darknest Fantasy Erotica.

According to their main page, [Darknest is a] community devoted to fantasy erotica including W0rld 0f W4rcr4ft [sic] and Final Fantasy 11.

I play World of Warcraft, so this appealed to me quite a bit. I looked over the site and found quite a lot of good stuff there. It's all user-generated. There are comics, fan-art, stories, and roleplaying. A lot of it. And of course, with any user-generated content, there are some pretty - I don't want to say bad, but they're definitely not professional - and there are some that are really good.

I went into the forums, created a username, and browsed some of the posts. There's one forum that serves as a dating service, where users can post want ads, basically. You can make a post saying what and who you're looking for, and (hopefully) others will answer your post.

I've met a few people through the Booty Bay Dating Service, and I've had some enjoyable roleplays, both in-game and through IMs.

I'd like to talk about cybersex and ERP, but it'll have to wait for another post.

Unlacing

I find this picture incredibly erotic. Not just because it's a picture of a beautiful, curvy woman having her corset unlaced by another beautiful woman, but because that other woman is looking into the camera while she's doing it.

It's that look in her eye, a look of invitation, perhaps? Or maybe it's a look of "Would you please get the hell out of here so I can make love to this woman?"

Whatever the meaning behind the look, it's damn sexy and makes the image fantastic instead of mediocre.

Price Check, Sugasm - 125

I'm the Editor's Choice!

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #126? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks
Filling Myself
“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens to us and considers our needs, not just their own.”

Sex Worker Solidarity: Amanda Brooks
“There’s a lot of love among activists, even those who disagree with one another.”

Need
“These images that come from the artistic workings of your inner soul speak to me, as mine do to you.”

Mr. Sugasm Himself (one from the vaults)
10 Lies Pornographers Tell

Editor’s Choice
Though We’ve Never Met

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10 Sexiest Vegetarians

Maxim recently released their 10 Sexiest Vegetarians.

Go ahead and take a look.

While I definitely agree with their choices, I have to disagree with their selection or first place. I think any of the others on the list would have made a better Number 1, but I suppose the geek appeal she has carries a lot of weight. Were it my list, that geek appeal would have been enough to get her on the list, probably, but not enough to propel her to the top.