tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66370723039867505992011-04-29T17:27:02.852-05:00Every man burns with a fire that needs quenching on a regular basis. Often times, we must douse these flames ourselves. These are my inspirations, dreams, and desires that serve to feed the fire, as well as extinguish it.The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-27962422148045815732008-09-10T15:58:00.003-05:002008-09-10T16:29:43.993-05:00

Yesterday, this cute boy asked me out. He had short mussie hair and if his ears had been pointed, I would have believed he was an elf. I told him I'd date him only if he promised to make out with me in dark corners and on park benches.I rode my bike to to where I'd meet him under a willow tree by the creek. We chatted a bit, tossed stones into the water, then rode to a little cafe he knew and

Tsumihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01334888037301536386noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-64807950532340829762008-08-21T16:55:00.005-05:002008-08-21T17:06:11.657-05:00

No, this isn't a double post. This, my friends, is a stereogram. "What's a stereogram?" you ask? Remember those Magic Eye books where you had to cross your eyes to see the hidden image? Well, this is one of those. Kinda.What you have to do is cross your eyes until the two images create a third in the center. That third image... well, I won't ruin the surprise.

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Does it get any sexier than this? Dita Von Teese, splattered with whipped cream.... I know it makes me want some pie....

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She was young, probably working her summer break at the local pizza joint. She had a nice little ass, but no breasts to speak of; at least none that were evidenced by the standard-issue polo shirt with the restaurant's logo on it.I wasn't concerned with that, however.She had one of the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. She had strong but feminine features; dark, vibrant eyes, a chiseled nose

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #137? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s Picks69“Frozen, I wait for your next move.”Balanced on the tip of my tongue“Pushing her into the bedroom, I

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Because it's every girl's fantasy to be gang-banged by a flock(?) of pterodactyls.The best part is when they flap their wings.

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Secret Plot is back to continue the sexy adventures!In this episode, Masaki begins his "private lessons" at Mayumi's apartment.I'm sure these two won't do anything they wouldn't do in the first row of church, right?Click the image to go to the gallery!

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Health24 has an interesting articles about places you can do the naughty outside your home, to add some spice to your love life. It's a pretty length article, so I'm going to try and condense it here. Just hover over each one to see a detailed description in a tooltip.7. At Your Parents' HousePros:Having sex in your parent’s house can be one of the most risky things any couple can do, and that’

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First Date on the MidwayIt had been a hot day, standing out in the open, under the blazing sun among all those people. Before then, we hadn't really been sure if we liked each other; you know, like like. We hadn't had a chance to be by ourselves since we met a few weeks ago. Always among friends, never more than a few sentences of conversation.But this day we were alone. It was the first

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I think I'm in love. This woman is absolutely stunning. I mean, if you've got the same tastes I do, she's perfect.Fuck, what I wouldn't give to have this woman as a pleasure slave. To have those breasts, that body, that mouth at my beck and call. Could you imagine coming home, and that smile greets you when you come in the door? It sure would help melt the stresses of the day if I could just

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Man, it's been a long week. I've been putting in long hours at work, and haven't gotten nearly enough sleep.I did manage to make it out to a bar Saturday night, though; first time I've been to a bar in a long, long time, actually. Drinking isn't really my thing, but every once in a while I like to get out of the house. Surprisingly, there weren't very many good looking girls at the one place

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #128? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s PicksMy life as a Female“His reply was instant: “You are a man”.”Crisp“I found my eyes unable to leave the curves

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Sometimes life presents you with a scene straight out of a porno.Not that I would ever have the balls to go through with something like that, but regardless....Anyway, as I was leaving the building today to grab some lunch, there was a shapely blond girl standing in the lobby, talking on her cell phone. I didn't give her much more thought than "that's a tight little ass."On my way to the car, I

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Secret Plot is back to continue the sexy adventures!Volume two continues with Miki, who has her hands full with two eager young men. The poor boys are inexperienced, so Miki takes it upon herself to show them how to please a woman.The art in this volume is exceptional. None of these are censored, so you get to see penetration, licking, sucking... and even a tonsil-eye view of a blowjob.

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I first saw this ad on Reddit or Digg or somewhere a while ago. I just saw it again today, and I wanted to share it.In short, this subtle ad is brilliant. It might take you a second or two to get it, but when you do, you'll know it.It's an ad for Wonderbra, if that helps.

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Here we have Rule 34 applied to Disney's Cinderella.Looks like Cinderella may have been robbed on her way to ball by a gang of highwaymen. After they found no valuables in the coach, they decided to take Cindy's booty.Several times.Poor Cindy. I guess this would disqualify her from the Prince's search for a bride among all eligible maidens in the kingdom.Oh well. Maybe Cindy could run away

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...if you can jack off on her tits?I was at Target last night, and one of the girls working a checkout lane was wearing a most delicious v-neck top. I was in another lane (hmm, I wonder why her register was so busy) but I had a very nice view.Her breasts weren't huge, but they were definitely handfuls, maybe more. When she stood straight, you couldn't see much cleavage, unless you were quite a

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I've never had a thing for girls wearing hats, but that hat is hot. I would love to have those ties wrapped around my fist while I pushed my cock down her throat, fucking her face, pulling on that hat. Once I sprayed my cum all over her face, I'd let her stroke me back to life, then climb onto my glistening pole and bounce, bounce, bounce....Man she's fucking hot.*ahem*

The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-31262878747195251682008-04-07T08:07:00.003-05:002008-04-11T08:08:38.636-05:00

A couple weeks ago, I made a post about the erotic manga, Secret Plot. Well, it seems that Photobucket doesn't like the comic as much as I do, and took most of the images down.Well, fear not!Tsera, over at Under the Crimson Moon has graciously offered some storage space!So, the first volume of Secret Plot can now be found HERE!Thanks a ton, Tsera!!

The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-46709750623180248392008-04-03T11:58:00.002-05:002008-04-03T11:59:40.888-05:00

This is a hilariously awesome spoof on Twitter: Clitter

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In my previous post, Though We've Never Met, I talked about ERP (erotic roleplay). That post stirred up enough memories that I did a bit of perusing the Interwebs, and found Darknest Fantasy Erotica.According to their main page, [Darknest is a] community devoted to fantasy erotica including W0rld 0f W4rcr4ft [sic] and Final Fantasy 11.I play World of Warcraft, so this appealed to me quite a bit.

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I find this picture incredibly erotic. Not just because it's a picture of a beautiful, curvy woman having her corset unlaced by another beautiful woman, but because that other woman is looking into the camera while she's doing it.It's that look in her eye, a look of invitation, perhaps? Or maybe it's a look of "Would you please get the hell out of here so I can make love to this woman?"Whatever

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I'm the Editor's Choice!~~~~~The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #126? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s PicksFilling Myself“We too want, need, conversations in which someone listens to us

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Maxim recently released their 10 Sexiest Vegetarians.Go ahead and take a look. While I definitely agree with their choices, I have to disagree with their selection or first place. I think any of the others on the list would have made a better Number 1, but I suppose the geek appeal she has carries a lot of weight. Were it my list, that geek appeal would have been enough to get her on the list,

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Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it.In this case, Rule 34 is applied to World of Warcraft. And believe it or not, this example is pretty tame compared to what's out there.

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I love me some cartoon boobies. They're always so round and buoyant and big and always on display.I came across this comic some time ago, and I have yet to find one that's as sexy, well drawn, and entertaining.Secret Plot is an erotic manga comic that follows the sexual escapades of two high school teachers. Click the pic to check out the first volume, Junkie TeacherUPDATE: Apparently,

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The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #125? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.This Week’s PicksIn Which Penny Enjoys Her Bath“In the bathroom, I flipped on the heater and shed my clothes.”Just passing

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Paths CrossSeveral years ago, I started visiting a message board. It was an erotic roleplaying, or ERP, board. And yes, by "erotic" I mean cyb0rz. Each person would have one character (some had 2 or 3) that they RPed. The board had a theme, and the posters would start storylines in which different characters would participate.I admit, not many of the threads had what you might call "plot",

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It's sights like these that make going to Renaissance Faire so enjoyable. Every once in a while, you'll see a beautiful girl dressed in period clothes, or in more fantastical clothes. And that usually means corsets/bodices. And that usually means acres of cleavage. While this lovely young lady is struggling for every centimeter of cleavage she can get, she's lucky to have an attractive

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Having a beautiful face and a sexy body is one thing, but when you add higher than average intelligence and a great sense of humor, you're in a much higher echelon than most everyone else.

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This video has so many layers of awesome... Let's count:1. Beautiful girl with massive tits2. Those tits are getting fucked3. Big cumshot, splattering her face and chest4. Camera angle that allows you to vicariously imagine you're the one fucking those huge, beautiful breasts5. Her boobs are out, and her s.o. is fucking them while she's talking on the goddamn phone!!

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Why don't girls like that shop at the stores I shop at?If the neck dipped a bit lower, say to the top of the letters, that would be a great titty-fucking shirt. Just have her slather some KY on my hard cock, pull the bottom of the shirt up so I can see the bottoms of her fat titties, then just slide my lubed pole between those smooth, firm globes and go to town. With that face watching, it

The Connoisseurhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07771345464047911278noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6637072303986750599.post-32970597951834572152008-03-21T15:48:00.000-05:002008-03-24T08:38:11.753-05:00

It's pictures like these that make me wish I could draw. I would love to be able to draw erotic comics, to be able to show what's going on in my mind.If I could draw, I could breathe life into these characters, bring them off the page and make things easier to visualize. I have so many fantasies and desires in my head that are kinda difficult to write as a short story, since often it's a brief

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I went to the supermarket on my lunch break to pick up a few things. As I turned a corner, I caught sight of a vendor (you know, the people from various companies that send their own people to stock their merchandise) crouched down, putting some boxes of her product on the bottom shelf of the display. Before someone stepped between us to block my view, I had about a half-second to realize two

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On my way back from lunch today, I saw a sexy woman pushing a baby stroller down the sidewalk. She was wearing tight yoga pants and a size-too-small white hoodie, and her silky brown hair was pulled back into a pony tail. I didn't get a look at her face, since she was walking the same direction I was driving, but I really doubt she was anything less than stunning.There's something about young,

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I step out of my office and stop when I look up from the papers I was going to have Stephanie make copies of."What are you doing?" I ask, aware that my dick is beginning to harden. Wearing boxers, the thick ridge would be noticeable in seconds. But I don't care."You said Fridays are Casual Days." She kicks her red panties aside as she puts her feet on the floor and stands up."By 'casual' I

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Last night I had a dream about a woman. I'd met her at a social gathering, and throughout the dream I had an underlying feeling that I was married or seeing someone already. As the dream went on, this woman and I started to become attracted to each other.She was a vision of beauty. She had a Mediterranean or perhaps a Latino complexion, silky dark hair, and perfect curves; she may have looked

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